Today, my prissy little sissies, you must PLUCK your EYEBROWS.
Get some tweezers, and pluck the hairs along the UNDERSIDE of your eyebrows. ONE at a TIME., making sure you do the same on the left as you do on the right side. You want them to be a matched set.
My grandmother used to tell me, "It hurts to be beautiful, dear" , and it does.
PLUCK PLUCK PLUCK